** BRAP! BRAP! BOOYAKA! **

You were probably no doubt aware of the rioting, and the resultant looting that took place in the UK. Most looters would tend to grab high-value items such as LCD TV sets, turbo-charged training shoes, alcohol and suchlike. One looter, however, surpassed all expectations - he chose only to make off with a 1 kilo bag of Tesco Value basmati rice. Never mind DVD's, cigarettes, alcohol, electrical goods or any of that malarkey - a good, honest £4 sack of Tesco Value basmati rice.

All dressed up with obligatory gun pose!